June 2 2004

    Recently while browsing the Indian Government press Information Bureau web site, I came across this paragraph in an article about railway coaches:
"With the fructification of stainless EMU coaches, Indian Railways will achieve a break through in quality and technology to improve safety of rail services."
According to dictionary.com, fructification means:
"The act of forming or producing fruit; the act of fructifying, or rendering productive of fruit; fecundation."
    What on earth does it have to do with stainless steel railway coaches? I have no idea but I suspect that some anonymous press release writer  in the PIB has a poetic bent!
    This is, incidentally, a "ripe" example of what is referred to in India as "Babu" English. Babu is a colloquial name for a clerical worker. I found an amusing article about Babu English in the Hindu (a prominent Indian newspaper).  Intrigued by this find, I searched a little more through the PIB web site and came across many examples of "fructify" on the PIB web site. Here are just a few:
Example 1:
The Information Technology Act, 2000 envisages a regime of digital signatures certification. But it is yet to fructify fully. Although the Controller to oversee the implementation of digital signatures certification, electronic filing of records, annual returns and other documentation is in position, it will take a little more time before the digital signatures begin in India fully.
Example 2:
Shri Tripathy appealed all concerned to clear the reconnaissance permit applications expeditiously. He said exploration work, to fructify at ground level takes time. Future exploration works needs a reorientation, so that the results of liberalisation and investments are realized.
Example 3:
The initiative to address country’s oil security needs is fructifying with the receipt of India’s first consignment of crude oil from equity oil abroad on 15th May at Mangalore Port from the Greater Nile Oil Project, Sudan in which ONGC Videsh Limited (OVL) acquired equity recently.

    The PIB web site promises to be a rich source of material for some time to come!

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